Dear Senator Brazeau,
It was once said that the Conservative Party needed a native face but no native (excluding idiots) would ever work with them. Thank you for being that idiot.
We want to thank you for all the work you do for us. You keep talking about accountability when you have a lifetime appointment from a government that dismisses anyone who tries to hold it accountable. A normal person would cripple under the weight of that hypocrisy but not you.
We want to thank you for all the stereotypes you reinforce. It is not just your words it is your actions. Could there be any bigger example of the native lazy stereotype than your attendance record in the senate.
You are better though than so many of the other self-hating racists you’ve added misogyny. To show outright disdain for your own family could there be any better sign you are on our side and in our pocket.
We also want to thank you for running interference for us on our plans. Every time you rile up the entire indigenous Canadian community with your half-truths and accusations that is time we aren’t spending defending ourselves. We love how you confuse hundreds of indigenous folks into arguing with you as if you aren’t simply our little tool. You are our punching bag and thanks so much for that.
Speaking of punching bags we loved watching you fight Trudeau. As you know we cheered for the scrawny white man because hey, a white colonist is a white colonist we have to support our side.
Anyways we need to go now, keep up the good work and don’t let the total alienation from your own community get you down.
White People HQ