Follow these simple 8 steps to have a successful dating life according to me, Trent Max
- Don’t date anyone who doesn’t exhibit all of the Randian freedoms you exhibit: Freedom from context, freedom from history, freedom from human decency, freedom from a sense of justice, freedom from an ability to examine oneself.
- Don’t date anyone who uses metaphors or other common literary devices you don’t understand. Those who wish to smash a system of oppression will smash you literally literally literally literally.
- Don’t date anyone who is religious, religious people are evil in accordance with the teachings of my Randian temple.
- Don’t date anyone who could “divorce rape” you. Do you even know what that is? Seriously, if you do tell me.
- Don’t date women they could be feminists secretly and then you’ll wake up in the middle of the night in surprise stealth bra-fire.
- Don’t even try to date women actually they’ll turn you down if they have any sense (experience speaking here).
- Don’t date llamas (I tried that they turned me down too).