Follow these simple 8 steps to have a successful dating life according to me, Trent Max

  1. Don’t date anyone who doesn’t exhibit all of the Randian freedoms you exhibit: Freedom from context, freedom from history, freedom from human decency, freedom from a sense of justice, freedom from an ability to examine oneself.
  2. Don’t date anyone who uses metaphors or other common literary devices you don’t understand. Those who wish to smash a system of oppression will smash you literally literally literally literally.
  3. Don’t date anyone who is religious, religious people are evil in accordance with the teachings of my Randian temple.
  4. Don’t date anyone who could “divorce rape” you. Do you even know what that is? Seriously, if you do tell me.
  5. Don’t date women they could be feminists secretly and then you’ll wake up in the middle of the night in surprise stealth bra-fire.
  6. Don’t even try to date women actually they’ll turn you down if they have any sense (experience speaking here).
  7. Don’t date llamas (I tried that they turned me down too).

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